April fools joke gone wrong
Me: Mum, I’m pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant…your posters?
When someone tries to explain why they need my window seat on an airplane
In class today, this guy got out his iPod and was listening to music when this girl goes:
“omg you have One Direction on your ipod?!?”
He looked her dead in the eyes and said “Bitch, I got the whole album.”
My respect for this child has raised 649684654%
In Order of the Phoenix, when Molly Weasley tries to defeat a boggart, it transforms into each of her family members in turn, including the twins. But they appear together, because not even in her worst nightmares did she imagine Fred and George being separated.